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fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

9 hours ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 47,599 notes
12 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 24,761 notes

fiftyshadesofdebauchery:

kvotheunkvothe:

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.

Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.

12 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 760,986 notes

emilianadarling:

Sometimes I don’t think tumblr appreciates Buffy and her affinity for terrible puns enough. 

12 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 93,339 notes

arendelleprincess:

dancewiththepen:

Sometimes I love the pause button.

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whoa dude just

   let it go 

13 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 249,074 notes

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

College kids

13 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 388,842 notes

bisexualzuko:

13 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 71,095 notes

statechampionship:

bogleech:

HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF

Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius

13 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 523,619 notes

missespeon:

gamer nerds are so dramatic

13 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 11,377 notes
pengcaketoobomb:

aybaybayitslouie:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

Well My heart just broke a little bit.

^

pengcaketoobomb:

aybaybayitslouie:

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

Well My heart just broke a little bit.

^

14 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 132,108 notes

lianahee:

Fairest of them all! My third performance painting during my Artist in Residence this month at the Disney Wonderground Gallery.

Original painting with Windsor & Newton gouache on Arches watercolor block- 8x10-$550

You can place an order by emailing Merchandise Guest Services at merchandise.guest.services@disneyparks.com or 
call Merchandise Guest Services at 877-560-6477. You can request the originals or (select option 2) For prints. Leave a voice mail if they don’t answer.

WonderGround Gallery is located in the Downtown Disney® District at the Disneyland® Resort in Anaheim, CA.

14 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 366 notes

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

14 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 343,001 notes

hashbrovvn:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet

14 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 217,172 notes
bryankonietzko:

nymre:

yawns

This is amazing! I love the Future Industries mug.

bryankonietzko:

nymre:

yawns

This is amazing! I love the Future Industries mug.

15 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 19,237 notes

ruingaraf:

oknope:

you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.

15 hours ago on August 27th, 2014 | J | 523,518 notes