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tyleroakley:

Jessie J just slayed the Bang Bang track SINGLEHANDEDLY.

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 7,647 notes
firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 227,470 notes

mistuhsunny:

koalateacosplay:

"But people smell better than reindeers Sven, don’t you think I’m right?”

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Zander got invited to a Frozen themed birthday. 
He said he wanted to be Sven and asked me to make him some antlers.
He’s really excited!

I was thoroughly convinced this was a cosplay of Sam Winchester up until I got to the end explanation.

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 8,664 notes

coyocoyo:

The Bully

This comic I made over a year ago, but I’ve touched it up since and I’m happy to share it on tumblr C: while I’ve improved immensely since I made this, I’m still really proud of myself for making it.

ps. this was during a stage in my art where I was a little texture heavy, heh heh

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 53,452 notes

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 400,814 notes

whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 296,796 notes

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 200,988 notes
stunningpicture:

Schools are getting pretty strict nowadays.

stunningpicture:

Schools are getting pretty strict nowadays.

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 571 notes
bogleech:

thebeldamsbuttons:

damianimated:

LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK
We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?

Did you guess yet?

If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.

Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…

Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.
Have you guessed it correctly? Have you really?

Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”
Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.

Burton didn’t even have a TANGENTIAL connection to Coraline but because it was advertised as “from the director of Nightmare Before Christmas” and people think Burton directed Nightmare (or even wrote the script or did much of anything but visit the set off and on) they still equate Coraline with him.
The same thing happens to “9” because people don’t get what “produced by” means.

bogleech:

thebeldamsbuttons:

damianimated:

LETS PLAY A GAME. It’s called: Who directed it TIM BURTON or HENRY SELICK

We’ll start with the 2009 Laika film Coraline based on the novel by Neil Gaiman. Do you know who directed it? Burton or Selick?

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Did you guess yet?

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If you guessed Henry Selick, you would be correct. Tim Burton actually had absolutely nothing to do with Coraline at all in anyway ever. Reminder: Tim Burton has NOTHING to do with Coraline. At all. But that was an easy one. Let’s go to the Walt Disney Pictures adaptation of Roald Dahl’s novel, James and the Giant Peach next.

image

Think you got it? Are you sure? Better double check…

image

Oh, look. It’s Henry Selick again! Tim Burton actually interacted with this project, though only as a producer. Bet that was tricky… Next one! Let’s go to the Disney/Touchstone Pictures film Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas.

imageHave you guessed it correctly? Have you really?

image

Yep that’s right. Even Tim Burton’s The Nightmare Before Christmas was directed by Henry Selick. Though Burton wrote the poem and created the characters in which Nightmare was based he didn’t have much interaction with the project beyond that. At the time he had already signed off to direct the film Batman Returns and did not want to be involved with the “painstakingly slow process of stop-motion animation.”

Looks like it was a trick quiz. But now you know Henry Selick, whom people rarely know of is responsible for many of the most well known stop-motion animated films. The more you know!

This isn’t even being qeued. This is just being reblogged, because some of you still don’t understand who directed Coraline.

Burton didn’t even have a TANGENTIAL connection to Coraline but because it was advertised as “from the director of Nightmare Before Christmas” and people think Burton directed Nightmare (or even wrote the script or did much of anything but visit the set off and on) they still equate Coraline with him.

The same thing happens to “9” because people don’t get what “produced by” means.

4 hours ago on August 2nd, 2014 | J | 36,417 notes

yourunderwaterskies:

lyraeon:

But what if the princess was in the tower because she was the dragon?

Like the queen gives birth and oops it’s this adorable little scaley lizard with tiny wings that she can never quite seem to fold right

None of the King’s advisors or doctors can…

4 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 6,041 notes
4 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 134,819 notes

messessentialist:

these twitter accounts give me strength. (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)

4 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 11,414 notes

shouldertappingghosts:

Whenever I hear Cosima being referred to as the hot clone there’s always a split second where I feel bad for the actresses that play the other clones

5 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 7 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

nonbinaryanders:

So, if a king has two children by two different women on the same day, in a country where bastards can become king and absolute primogeniture, rather than male-preference cognatic primogeniture is the rule of the land, and the children are born…

5 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 38 notes
w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time


i got u balloons

omg you are so cute


i got u a cat


i made you a cake 


i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

w-a-n-n-a-umqra:

tinnyhouse:

actualvriskaserket:

bloosweater:

teppelin:

sexyspoon:

pyrates:

i think this is how i feel most of the time

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i got u balloons

omg you are so cute

i got u a cat

i made you a cake 

i got you ryan gosling

this is why i love tumblr

5 hours ago on August 1st, 2014 | J | 702,015 notes