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2 minutes ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 62,032 notes

bustysaintclair:

meowdypurrtner:

its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit

because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say

literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies 

16 minutes ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 87,931 notes

lordeddardstark:

what do we say to the god of death?

me: sean bean is that way

30 minutes ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 29,617 notes
quimbycub:


willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

44 minutes ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 203,759 notes

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

58 minutes ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 196,529 notes

anneboleyns:

Rick O’Connell: a summary

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 12,581 notes

buzzfeed:

This Artist Turns Her 2-Year-Old’s Doodles Into Gorgeous Paintings

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 3,069 notes

pixiepienix:

radbabyradfem:

queerkarlmarx:

radbabyradfem:

petition to have women only classes for all of my subjects so I never have to encounter:
- male academics
- mansplainers
- philosobros

ok im a gay male but im down for this if i can be included

m8 did you kno that gay men can also be the worst (ie: mansplainers/philosobros/MRAs)

woman: I’d like woman-only spaces

man: ok but only if men can be in them too!

you cannot make this shit up

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 1,818 notes
soulmarauder:


"Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers may be the latest cartoon honey whose version of young womanhood is right on the money – but she’s far from the first. Our fave animated gals of the last 45 years all have the kind of brainy, snarkey personalities that makes us want to binge watch them on DVD, wear them to t-shirts, and dress up like them on Halloween year after year."

- Bust Magazine
Thought this was a cool little blurb.

soulmarauder:

"Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers may be the latest cartoon honey whose version of young womanhood is right on the money – but she’s far from the first. Our fave animated gals of the last 45 years all have the kind of brainy, snarkey personalities that makes us want to binge watch them on DVD, wear them to t-shirts, and dress up like them on Halloween year after year."

- Bust Magazine

Thought this was a cool little blurb.

1 hour ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 14,059 notes

queerahim-bitch:

trainerdelaney:

happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 195,013 notes

michaelcale:

#will this child ever not delight me #can everyone else just look at him and take notes

anyonelisteningwhoeveryouare
2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 110,057 notes
Why was it so hard for Ten to move on after Doomsday?

Anonymous

doctorandroseinatardis:

asthewheelwills:

Oh my dear, sweet Nonny…

Because, when you look at someone like this…

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or like this…

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When you look at each other like…

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or

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Or especially

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When you hug like this…

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And like this…

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And like this…

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And like this…

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And like this…

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When you kiss like this…

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and this…

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When you’ve promised…

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When you’ve learned…

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And that…

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And when you’ve decided…

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How do you get over that?

Because…

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It’s still hard for me.

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 3,528 notes
night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


Am I the only one that adores this?

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?

2 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 254,420 notes
captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:


losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" "beware, the injera is spicy""the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"


"The staff was very rude"
"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"
"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"
"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy""The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

3 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 118,828 notes
therealgeekthebestgeek:

statsbritain is on point

therealgeekthebestgeek:

statsbritain is on point

3 hours ago on September 20th, 2014 | J | 1,001 notes