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viviscapism:

horcruxofthetimelords:

afemininstinthemaking:

askbutterscotch:

i could see that. 

i would watch that.

now that’s something that would be worth watching

"Daniel could be Snape"

I’m actually 1100% behind this

1 minute ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 378,698 notes

snickidoodle:

american public school means if you record your teacher behaving inappropriately and show it to administration they would get you in trouble for having your phone out during class

15 minutes ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 33,896 notes

clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

29 minutes ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 229,243 notes

staxilicious:

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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reblogging because the last graphic comment is FLAWLESS

44 minutes ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 904,891 notes

sniffing:

when you see drama starting on your dash

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58 minutes ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 47,938 notes

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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1 hour ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 159,701 notes

thefrogman:

My wife wanted a run-of-the-mill birthday party. I asked her, “So just a generic party?” This is the result.

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1 hour ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 12,708 notes
modmad:

scienced:

So while I really enjoyed this comic by ModMad, the ending was killing me because it was just so darn depressing. Doodled this to make me feel a bit better and also because I love Grenda and her canon freakish strength.

THIS ONE
THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

modmad:

scienced:

So while I really enjoyed this comic by ModMad, the ending was killing me because it was just so darn depressing. Doodled this to make me feel a bit better and also because I love Grenda and her canon freakish strength.

THIS ONE

THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

1 hour ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 8,131 notes
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phobias:

people with hot icons but no face page

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2 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 33,152 notes
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gsiskwvrig:

done:

my mum walked in as i was taking this so i told her it was a metaphor

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The fault in our daughters

2 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 34,554 notes

shortcuttothestars:

I’m watching this dance program on a big Danish TV channel, and two of the coaches are a gay couple who just got a baby last week! Instead of just glossing over it the host congratulated and even gave them a pair of tiny dancing shoes for their new-born daughter <3 Some people may think it doesn’t matter, but prime time TV applauding gay marriage and them having kids is awesome.

2 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 61 notes
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entering-loser-ville:

godshideouscreation:

thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny

One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it

3 hours ago on October 1st, 2014 | J | 233,000 notes