Playboy’s catcall flowchart.
I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.
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Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.
Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.
Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.
Chinchilla fun fact: Their newborn babies are like little pieces of fluffy popcorn. You could easily just toss a handful in your mouth.
Chinchilla fun fact: Don’t toss a handful into your mouth.
Sometimes I don’t think tumblr appreciates Buffy and her affinity for terrible puns enough.
#headcanon that when stark restarts shield#and brings nick back in#he sets up nick’s computer access so it follows his good eye#and whatever pops does so in front of him#wherever he’s looking#and also takes into account any depth perception issues due to only having the one eye#and tony just does it because he sort of makes for easier user access because he imagines no one else gets as much done as he does#he does the same thing for bruce’s computer access at the tower#doing research and eliminating triggers and flashing things from the interface#and generally subtly eliminating stress-inducing material#i just really like my headcanon that tony knows his friends have disabilities and works to accommodate them#and also sometimes he sends pepper in to give bruce a hug#because bruce needs hugs#and pepper is very good at them
HE NEEDS TO STAND ON CHURCH GROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN HEAVY RAIN AND JUST SCREAM AND SCREAM AS IT ALL MELTS OFF
Okay satan we get it you are an evil genius
gamer nerds are so dramatic
I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.
Well My heart just broke a little bit.
Fairest of them all! My third performance painting during my Artist in Residence this month at the Disney Wonderground Gallery.
Original painting with Windsor & Newton gouache on Arches watercolor block- 8x10-$550
You can place an order by emailing Merchandise Guest Services at firstname.lastname@example.org or
call Merchandise Guest Services at 877-560-6477. You can request the originals or (select option 2) For prints. Leave a voice mail if they don’t answer.
WonderGround Gallery is located in the Downtown Disney® District at the Disneyland® Resort in Anaheim, CA.
im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.