ok while we are telling humorous/benign stories about being hit on
my aunt has the BEST STORY about when she was studying abroad in france for a semester in college, and she and a friend were wandering around I think Paris, and these two men sort of sidled up to them and one of them said in a very thick accent
"hello girls, would you like to get some keek with us"
and the second man immediately elbowed his friend viciously and hissed “IDIOT! IT IS ‘CAKE’!!!!”
There was this boy who walked up to me today and said “Hey are you ok?” And he looked really concerned, so I’m just all like “Yeah why?” He just smiles at me and says “it must of hurt when you fell from heaven.” I looked at him like I had no idea what he was talking about “No, I’m sorry I climbed my way up from hell.” His face goes blank for like a second then he smiles again and says “So that’s why you’re so fucking hot.”
Just take in that J.K Rowling could have left it at The Deathly Hallows and she didn’t have to make Pottermore or anything she didn’t even have to write an epilogue or anything but she CHOSE to and she CHOSE to write these articles not for money or anything, like she’s literally writing fanfiction about her own story and that’s how cool she is so if you don’t like JK Rowling goodbye because she is actually amazing