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mbti actual names

gardevorite:

ESTP: the popular kid

ESTJ: the stereotypical dad

ENTP: the person who never takes things seriously

ENTJ: the tyrant; probably the villain in books

ESFP: the louder anime main character; probably gets bad grades

ESFJ: the stereotypical mom

ENFP: the manic pixie dream girl

ENFJ: the life changing person you never see again

ISTP: the person who’s likely to be on a sports team; also a nerd

ISTJ: the studious nerd

INTP: the leader of all nerds

INTJ: the other studious nerd but competitive probably

ISFP: the girl who always doodles on her papers

INFP: the really religious person

ISFJ: the cool badass mom

INFJ: the quieter anime main character

4 days ago on August 16th, 2014 | J | 11,561 notes

Get to know me

why the frikkity frack not?

Basics
Name: alexandria
Birthday: october 30
Favorite color: depends on for what. dark reds.
Lucky number: 3. not lucky per se but a consistent favorite
Height: 5’9”
Talents: nothing particularly notable. being personable?
Last dream you remember: lets just say it scared me so much i told my mother i loved her
Can you juggle: nope
Art/sports/both: Art, though i really appreciate certain sports
Do you like writing: Creatively
Do you like dancing: Yes
Do you like singing: Absolutely

Fantasies
Dream vacation: Having enough time and money to go anywhere and everywhere with anyone i want because fuck yeah.
Dream guy/gal: a loving and motivated no-judgment zone who likes to cuddle and watch dead-people shows while playing with my hair.
Dream wedding: a cross-culture wedding. a red silk dress with gold embroidery. an awesome bridesmaid/groomsmen dance number. open bar?
Dream pet: ALL THE PETS bunnies & dog(s?)
Dream job: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA BUT PROLLY SOMETHING ARTSY
Favourite song: whatevers emotionally appropriate at the given time.
Favourite album: Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die on the whole. it really grew on me
Last song you heard on the radio: Chandelier- Sia
Least favorite song: Blurred Lines. Its really horrible but so damn catchy.
Least favorite album: dont gots one
Least favourite artist: Robin Thicke?

Preferences
Guys/girls/both: guys
Hair colour: if it looks good on them i like it
Eye colour: Anything goes, but i’m a sucker for blue
Humorous/serious: BOTH 
Taller/shorter: taller
Biggest turn-off: bigotry, bad hygiene, and sexism
Biggest turn-on: IF I AM ALREADY INVESTED IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PERSON: things that make me hyperaware of their affection and proximity

5 days ago on August 15th, 2014 | J | 1 note
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angel-helena:

imageA very doctor who themed mermaid!

SO PURTYFULLLL!

1 week ago on August 12th, 2014 | J | 1 note
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only 99 episodes in and Tumblr is already recommending Detective Conan blogs to follow.

2 weeks ago on August 5th, 2014 | J | 6 notes
mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

2 weeks ago on August 3rd, 2014 | J | 283,105 notes
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A piece of dorm decor I painted for writtenimperfection made classier with the addition of googly eyes

4 weeks ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 1 note

You know it’s bad when you see an anime boy and you would 500% tap that

The struggle is so real TTnTT

1 month ago on July 15th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

pinatapup:

jadebloods:

sunshien:

halogenic:

have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?

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i have so many questions

this is another one of those posts where you just sit back and open tag viewer

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1 month ago on July 7th, 2014 | J | 529,484 notes

*fiction-induced sigh*

1 month ago on July 1st, 2014 | J | 0 notes

Do you like my mug?

1 month ago on June 28th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

I just need some sort of feedback about this jumbled up mess of thoughts

DISCLAIMER: this is my self-discussion on my own sexuality. i’m probably not as educated as i think i am about these things but i am just talking about me and my personal feelings. please tell me if i am referring to something wrong or being disrespectful to anyone or any lifestyle etc etc.

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1 month ago on June 28th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

let me describe you a thing

this is a dream i had which was pretty interesting in itself but was made both better and worse by the guest star of my ex. so stop reading unless you want to hear me be confused about feelings.

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1 month ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
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bangbangpoppop:

BOLD what applies to you:

Appearance:

I am 5’4 or shorter.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. 
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. 
I have more than 2 piercings. 
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles. 

Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn in front of my parents.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday. 
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation. 
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve snorted while laughing. 
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. 
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public. 

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment. 
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery. 
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve gone over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.

Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship.
I’m available.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Sexuality:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender. 
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender. 
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler. 
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.
I’ve shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I’ve smoked a cigarette.
I’ve smoked pot.
I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug

1 month ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 114,766 notes
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awwww-cute:

He loves digging holes…and then sitting in them and staring at everybody

i strongly identify with this dog.

awwww-cute:

He loves digging holes…and then sitting in them and staring at everybody

i strongly identify with this dog.

1 month ago on June 25th, 2014 | J | 215,239 notes
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i have made the executive decision to watch all of detective conan from the very beginning.

370+ hours of my life have just been decided.

1 month ago on June 22nd, 2014 | J | 20 notes